the anti-friendster

I love these two quotes from lasagnafarm’s interview with someone who’s just left friendster:

But really, walking up to strangers on the street and awkwardly introducing yourself is the new Friendster. Haven’t you heard?

Friendster is 75% hot 23-year-olds. Or there’s some serious trick photography going on. This is the perfect forum for them. It’s a demographic that likes to see themselves summarized in bullet points and photo-booth pictures

[via connectedselves]

36 comments

  1. adam s

    I can’t understand what the hell everyone sees in Friendster. It’s a poor version of http://www.everyonesconnected.com. On Friendster there is no interaction between groups and no way to get to know anyone else not associated with your group. I found on everyonesconnected that they have a public newspaper that everyone chats on and is a great forum to get to see what other users are like before you go bumbling along and awkwardly introducing yourself.
    And I got bored with Friendster crashing all the time or being slow. There’s no way I’m going back there, it sucks big time!!!

  2. Dave North

    Without doubt, Friendster is a front to online dating and/or introductions. I came across a site called Friends4Friends.co.uk that is up front with it’s intentions – getting your friends a date. It works too – I have managed to get two of my tardier (ie lazy/given up/couldn’t be bothered) friends hooked up!

  3. Doctor

    The thing I can’t stand is the sense of one-upmanship…everyone has a witty, slightly askew I’m-so-funny-pay-attention-to-me bullshit profile. My one roommate spends about 45 min. a night updating his profile…cracking himself up of course…but it’s all a bunch of contrived crap. Don’t forget about all the cutesy fake profiles like “New Jersey” and “Eddie,” the Iron Maiden mascot…boy, are those people just a riot!!!

  4. ping

    Everything was fine…then friendster came along, a good way to look at how everyone looks like~ My ex got tempted, starting going on Friendster to chat girls up~ He thinks i’m stupid, I KNOW..give me some excuse that says He’s jus doing tat to get more friends, To win his Friend in the FRIENSTER COMPETITION! well..my fren told me, he’s been knowing lots of girls, lots…find the good ones, Looking for NEW PASSION..and left me there to wonder and Understand after all his bloody lies….really..i don’t know what to say!

    Anyway, his name is chris, He posted this “SeXY” picture of himself..gosh, what was he thinking!

    PS. If anyone wants to know who this loser is..feel free to post here and tell me abt it…i’ll give you his name and you can have some good time laughing at him in FRIENSTER

    (EMAIL IS FAKE)

  5. Jopeth23

    Friendster is stupid. why go online to seeks new friends? you could simply go out, smells the flowers, and feel the sunshine. friendsater is for losers who are wasting their money on bullshit. to all friendster users out there, GET A LIFE!!!!!!

  6. fukfrndstr

    FRIENDSTER=GEEKS/weirdos/low life/ FREAKS/ CHEAP people who dont get the point of living life. all i mean to say is that it SUCKS. hell go out and mingle FREAKS!

  7. sue

    Okay: some people on friendster are losers, who have no lives, and are pretentious pricks. Just like some people NOT on friendster are also boring pretentious pricks. It shouldn’t be taken so seriously. It isn’t a substitute for socializing. It’s free and it’s silly. So who cares.

  8. hatefriendster

    wud can i say bout frenster apart from the fact that the server is really slow and it always constantly crashing my pc.. frenster is fake. frenster introduces u to fake frens who wanna make u believe that they are so real tat they give you fake nice testimonials to make you like them for wad they are not.in friendster you get to know alot of lamers whom added u to their friendsters from your friendsters list. no privacy at all. i thought friendster is something you can share with you and your friends 0nly. and not some freaky horny stranger. friendster should show more privacy. for now untill it shows more privacy to all users. it sucks. and theres no other word to describe friendster.

  9. Doghouse

    HELL YEAH..~~ Frienster rocks man~~ It the best website in the whole wide world. The best ever. Best of the BEST man~~!All of you guys don’t know about Friendster.com should give it a try. Wait a minute.. this is anti friendster~~ What am i doing here… hmmm… Peace man~

  10. fuck_friendster

    friendster is a site that’s full of shit. How many times do you see the word ‘cute’ or ‘sweet’ on people’s testimonials? Friendster is a site dedicated to hypocrites and liars alike. Anyone who uses friendster should just kill themselves. it’ll do us all a big favor – less dumbasses in the world!

  11. friendstersux

    heh, couldn’t agree more with fuck_friendster..less dumbasses in the world. imagine ppl e-mailing u :-
    Hi,
    How are you lately? I hope you’re going good. Reply me !

    p/s: Oh, pls do leave a testimonial in my friendster. thanks so much.

    XXX

    FUCK.

  12. jose delagato

    friendster…..like midle school student council = its a popularity test. gotta catch em all!
    the more ‘friendster’s you have, the less real ‘friends,’ who see you on a day to day basis, do you favors, and talk to you face to face. bollocks to it, the only thing that makes me more pist that it exists is when people talk about it in public.

  13. PeriukMan

    Friendster is shit!! for those who cannot stop updating and adding their bios, just to get ppl attention + publicity + promotion, u better eat your shit! why these people like to expose so many things about their personal life for public viewing?

  14. thehellwithblank

    friendster is just the most pathetic webpage.. and so are the friendster users. it’s a test of popularity and looks. “oh, i have more friends than you!” “oh look at my testimonials! they all say im pretty! im handsome! im cute! im a heartthrob!” oh please. how pathetic can they get anyway? AND, there are a lot of loser copiers like hipstir and stuff. damnation.

  15. calla

    Hey, im on friendster…. but only cos i was forced by one of my luvo friends.. I only have 4 friends (my real friend) and 3 that just added me for the sake of collecting people…
    It’s a fun place to be… c’mon, you just gotta love a good laugh when you’re browsing through peoples’ lists… lol.. you realise how many sad people there are out there who think their hot, when they’re not!…

  16. D-Män

    Damn… I can’t believe that people are falling for Friendster. I mean C’mon!! It’s a fucking Popularity Contest for Christ’s sake!! These days, if people know that if you’re in Friendster, you’re cool. But if you don’t wanna use it, they won’t fucking wanna talk to you. Son-of-a… You know what I heard? There are hundreds of thousands of pedophiles in the world, and 75% of them are on the net. If those Goddamn Friendster users can’t open up and see that Friendster is a Hazardous place to be, they deserve to be raped by a child molestor or a common criminal looking for some action. Right now… I’m making a website nuke that will permanently rid us of Friendster. Wish me luck.

    P.S.
    MOTHER-FUCKIN, ASS-LICKIN, DONKEY-RAPIN, SHIT-EATIN, DICK-SUCKIN FRIENDSTER SUCKS AND SHOULD BE DAMNED INTO THE DEEPEST BOWELS OF HELL!!!

  17. cibai

    yeah!i agreed wiv those who hate frienster so much this stupid site is really slow,slo,slow…and much more slow….what the fuck are those frienster fuckin’ developers doin there!!???if you are really good in developing the fuckin frienster site,go fuckinenhance your fuckin site!!!!!!

  18. hu cares??

    so much to say.. everyonesconnected also sux.. same goes with myspace..
    u know.. for the same risons.. i rily dont undrstand y pipol in d world waste all their time to be in friendster when it is the dumbest.. lamest stupidest thing on earth!!! who says their testimonials about you are true??? duh?!?!?! they are just saying those to make freaks like you fell contented that you made them their testis!!! another thing is.. it sux big tym wen ur friends talk about friendster or any other same websites in front of you and how they treat you differently just because ur not in friendster!!!! well duh??!?!?!! to those that are in friendster.. let me just say that im not in friendster because……..
    i hav a lyf!!!!
    im not a bitch!!! (sorta)
    im not a geek!!!
    im not a freakoh!!!
    im not a wirdo!!!
    im not believing in any stupid friendster that tells u that it will give u more friends..
    those hu believe that friendster can give you more true friends.. let me ask you.. were you suckers born yesterday????
    another thing.. i really hate the way people assume that everybody loves friendster!!!! hello??? am not insane yet!!!! suxer!!!! some of my friends and acquaintances when asking me if i have a friendster account.. already assume that i have one!!!! yuck!!! it freaks me out!!! it sux to the bones!!!!
    for those who are in friendster.. get a grip!!! get a life!!! u suck big tym!!! ur wasting ur lives over a stupid dumass friendster.. and i hope u all burn to the fuckin death and be thrown out the rubbish hell!!! coz thats u guys.. rubbish!!!!!!.. and oh b4 i 4got.. to those who are signing in but are fans of friendster.. please.. for the sake of the people like who absolutely certainly surely.. hate friendster.. will you get your stinking shit outta hir and go get a life.. willyah?!?!?!?!
    eat your shit out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. who cares???

    so much to say.. everyonesconnected also sux.. same goes with myspace..
    u know.. for the same risons.. i rily dont undrstand y pipol in d world waste all their time to be in friendster when it is the dumbest.. lamest stupidest thing on earth!!! who says their testimonials about you are true??? duh?!?!?! they are just saying those to make freaks like you fell contented that you made them their testis!!! another thing is.. it sux big tym wen ur friends talk about friendster or any other same websites in front of you and how they treat you differently just because ur not in friendster!!!! well duh??!?!?!! to those that are in friendster.. let me just say that im not in friendster because……..
    i hav a lyf!!!!
    im not a bitch!!! (sorta)
    im not a geek!!!
    im not a freakoh!!!
    im not a wirdo!!!
    im not believing in any stupid friendster that tells u that it will give u more friends..
    those hu believe that friendster can give you more true friends.. let me ask you.. were you suckers born yesterday????
    another thing.. i really hate the way people assume that everybody loves friendster!!!! hello??? am not insane yet!!!! suxer!!!! some of my friends and acquaintances when asking me if i have a friendster account.. already assume that i have one!!!! yuck!!! it freaks me out!!! it sux to the bones!!!!
    for those who are in friendster.. get a grip!!! get a life!!! u suck big tym!!! ur wasting ur lives over a stupid dumass friendster.. and i hope u all burn to the fuckin death and be thrown out the rubbish hell!!! coz thats u guys.. rubbish!!!!!!.. and oh b4 i 4got.. to those who are signing in but are fans of friendster.. please.. for the sake of the people like who absolutely certainly surely.. hate friendster.. will you get your stinking shit outta hir and go get a life.. willyah?!?!?!?!
    eat your shit out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Ridvan

    all of them are right..the word “friends” becomes too literal..it looses its true meaning..not to mention friendster’s database, servers, systems, etcetera sometimes go crazy!!back updates, error in connection, all the errors of the net!darn!!!

  21. yeahitsucks

    it simply sucks to the core, my girl left me cause she found another guy in it. Initially it was ok she says she wanted to just chat with them and make more friends, but after i discovered that those jerks are actaully trying to hook her up. I just hate friendster.

  22. D-Män

    “Amen to that Hu Cares… Amen to that…”

    Mother-fucking friendster broke me and my GF up. She said that she found someone better in friendster, then she found out that he was a computer geek who jsut manipulated a picture… Dumb-asses. Then it also made my cousin a complete asshole, he asked me how many friends I had. I told him that I had 7 True friends, then he laughed and insulted me by saying, “I have 274 Friends in friendster… you’re such a loser.” Mother fucking friendster is going to pay. Everyone in that site is going to pay. Hehehe…

  23. :-)

    The people whining about Friendster are the people that don’t have or couldn’t get any Friends in real life or in Friendster. That’s sad really…
    I do accept people that I know and I put my REAL picture there. So far it connects me to some of my long lost friends I thought dissapeared. And no, they’re not friends I met online, duh! If you don’t want people to see your profile, you can always set it up so only your real friends can see your profile.

  24. zenden

    friendster is cool and 15 milion ppl are on it. i fuck 3 chicks since i enter it heyy wait a minute what im doin at gay anti friendster haha

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